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2019-03-29

Boxes. Did you really have to bring him, Eric He said he was gonna help. Trouble doesn't help. (mobile phone clicking) Bill and Mel asked me to take care of their house, It's water, Dave. (Dave) You'll stain the floorboards, Simon. (mobile ringing) (Dave) Hello. What do you mean Oh, okay. Why You always do this. Okay. That was Dane. He's not coming to the Rec (Eric) well, why not He said he had a fear of placards And that lead thing. You sure he just doesn't want to be seen with you What the hell does that mean Nothing at all, nothing at all. The usual, anyway. (mobile phone buzz) Oh! Marty's Downstairs Cool! (Radio Announcer) You're listening to HOT69 FM. Well the marriage equality rally is in full swing, with crowds gathering downtown. If you haven't voted yet, time's runnin' out! I know how I'm voting. How 'bout you I am not handing out pamphlets, Eric. Aw, c'mon, please. You said you would. (Simon) I'm not a leftist. I know this nonsense about wedding rights isn't gonna make me one. This is not about wedding rights, this is about marriage equality. (snickers) Whatever you say, gay man Greer. Weddings are self-indulgent, and narcicisstic. (photo shutter) Hey, how do I get that marriage equality filter on my Facebook See This issue is just as important to you, as it is to me. No, it's not. I don't want to get married. This is not about you, anyway. This is about the entire community. Community What did you lefties ever do before that word came along Knit Simon! I miss the where all the gays did was go to the clubs, fuck, and wait for Madonna to release her next track. Now everything's a fuckin' Paul Kelly song, sung by a lesbian called Jan. Honestly, marriage is just for ugly people who want to lock hot people into a contract. Simon, this is a human rights issue. Well, I'm voting no. I am exercising my human right not to go to any more fucking Recs. Simon, this is not about weddings. Yes, it is. And I've been to hundreds of them. I've had enough. I don't wanna go anymore. Well, no one's forcing you to go. (Simon) What about all the money you gotta spend on gifts And the divorces! The lesbians might make it, but all gay men are whores. Not all gay men are like you. Will I get my wedding gifts back when it all ends in a dirty (unintelligible) No. Did you get your wedding gifts back when your straight friends got divorced Exactly my point. I think all marriage should be illegal. Where was that option in Australia's Postal vote Imagine if Dave could get married. That man makes Elizabeth Taylor look like Little Whore on the Prairie. -Shhh! He's just downstairs. All Dave wants to find is love and happiness. Under the Criminal Code, his kind of love is described as stalking! Hey, look. He's sensitive, all right (Simon) Sensitive The divorce court would have to be opened up 24 hours a day just for him. (Eric) Would you shut up and take those please. (music) Oh, I like the colors. There are quite nice. (crash) (Eric) Simon! (Yes to my Success plays)